I did everything. I ran my life exactly as I wanted to, all the time. I never listened to anybody. I’m pig-headed.
(Michael Caine)
For example kissing a baby! See here:
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
(Cale Yarborough)
Or painting our faces as colorful as possible:
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.
(Winston Churchill)
How about posing for an adult magazine, such as ‘PLAYBOAR – swinish entertainment for pigs’?
I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.
(Sandra Bullock)
Or would you rather prefer performing for a hoggish movie, such as ‘Triebige Ferkel’ (‘Sex Driven Piglets’)…?
In any case, do whatever you desire to do – not what friends or even society expects you to do!
And finally, we leave you with this video which demonstrates how one can teach a piggy to sit. This piglet is around 8 weeks old, and seems to be a quick learner…but see for yourself:
