Too extreme? Better go with a tattoo for yourself with a baby-motive, check this out:
American musician Eric Church once said:
I signed a baby’s head one time, which I thought was an odd situation. I had a guy show me a tattoo one time, and he wanted me to sign the tattoo. So I signed the tattoo, and he went across the street and had the signature tattooed.
(Eric Church)
And we leave you with this pretty cool shot of a mother breastfeeding her child: