Girl’s Dance Dating Logic

Maybe this young man should have first focused on some food, although it’s not entirely sure whether he would have been more successful with this strategy…:

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection.

As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.

In any way:

Dance is the only art wherein we ourselves are the stuff in which it is made.

And finally, George Bernard Shaw had this to say about dancing:

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

(George Bernard Shaw)