Thanks goddess the stock market remains calm in spite of this rice incident…
American poet and singer Maya Angelou once said:
I married a man once and we had been married over a year before I found he preferred potatoes. I said, “I didn’t know you loved potatoes.” And he said that until he was about 13, he thought rice was potato seeds.
And what did American stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg think about rice?
Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.