Sexy Aerobics? Booty In Italy!

And to come down a little after staring at these pretty hot Italian laies, enjoy these sex-jokes from Italy…:

Two Italian men talk about sex.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul-mouthed swine, ” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man.
“Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spella Mississippi.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cAmUL5bPg

And we leave you with this one…:

Sofia’s first night with her husband.

Sofia just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother’s house, she was nervous. But mother reassured her:
“Don’t worry, Sofia. Luca’s a good man. Go upstairs, and he’ll take care of you.”

So up she went. When she got upstairs, Luca took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Sofia ran downstairs to her mother and says, “Mama, Mama, Luca’s got a big hairy chest.”

“Don’t worry, Sofia”, says the mother, “All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He’ll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sofia ran downstairs to her mother. “Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he’s got hairy legs!”

“Don’t worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca’s a good man. Go upstairs, and he’ll take good care of you.”
So, up she went again. When she got up there, Luca took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Sofia saw this, she ran downstairs:
“Mama, Mama, Luca’s got a foot and a half!”

“Stay here and stir the pasta”, says the mother. “This is a job for Mama!”