Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturdays.
Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
Jehovah’s Witnesses: May we have a moment to show you some of our shit?
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Oshoism: If shit happens, celebrate it.
Scientology: If shit happens, see “Dianetics”, p.157.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit!
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Atheism: I can’t believe this shit!
Advaitism: Inquire into who it is that gives a shit
Nihilism: No shit.
This shows us in a quite dramatic way how the people who invented these various belief-systems use different reality-tunnels! (Your reality-tunnel is being constructed during the course of your life by your experiences, thoughts and belief-systems. Your thoughts and belief-systems are basically based on language.)
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Religion doesn’t really help to increase the quality of our lives. Religion basically is poison!
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